The things she says...

This afternoon Amelia looked out the window and saw a group of teenage girls gathering on the sidewalk in front of our house.
She opens the door and exclaims, "Look mama!  My friends are here!"
(Never mind the fact that we had never seen these girls before in our life.)
She then walks right up to them and joins their circle...she also joins their conversation.
Quickly, her entire body language morphed into that of a teenage girl...she had her hand on her hip and was smacking her lips as she was talking.
She began asking the girls random questions.
She asked the girl who had on short short and a sparkly tank top if she was wearing her baiting suit.  She asked the girl who was wearing pajamas if it was dark outside.
Best of all, she asked the birthday girl if she could have one of her balloons.  
At one point, she found a wrapper for a breast pad on the sidewalk (must have fell out when the trash man emptied our cans).  She picked it up and started shouting, "Look everyone, I have a boooobie pad, a boobie pad, a boobie pad!"
The teenage girls of course thought she was hilarious.

When the girls began saying goodbyes and parting ways, Amelia sauntered back into our house.....
complete with a gold star balloon tied to her wrist!